Oak No Park
Living the politically correct life in Oak Park, Illinois
Monday, March 17, 2014
Canada invades Oak Park, holds referendum
Inspired by Russia's invasion of Crimea, Canada has dispatched thousands of troops to Oak Park and has scheduled a referendum on whether the village should secede from the United States.
Oak Park voters are divided on the issue, many believing that Canada is far too conservative for their tastes. Meanwhile, residents of nearby towns are jubilant about the prospect of secession.
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